Shiver Me Snotrockets

 

The San Francisco Giants, hot on the heels of an 8 game winning streak, made their way into Pittsburgh today to face the Pirates. Madison Bumgarner pitched beautifully, with a complete game and only 1 run given up. Unfortunately the Giants didn’t score any runs and Bumgarner took a undeserved loss. Arrrrr.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, June 20, 2016 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates:

 

  • L, 8.0 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 8 K, 1 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 3 vs. righties, 2 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 130 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Scurvy dog @SanDiegoGiants did th’ ship and captured some hearty snotrockets for you scallywags. One lone snotrocket in the 4th inning:

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Bumgarner’s low snotrocket output in tonight’s game was worrisome:

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6th inning snotrocket:

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Bumgarner gave his all in this game but his teammates couldn’t reciprocate:

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Bonus screencaps – Loogie Edition:

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Belt Makes A Baserunning Error And His Manager Isn’t Pleased Edition:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, June 25, 2016 at home vs. the Philadelphia Phillies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Velveeta Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. Snotrockets and beer. No? Okay, how about snotrockets and nachos:

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Sorry for ruining nachos for you forever. Never fear, there’s always sardines:

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Sorry for ruining sardines for you too.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

 

  • W, 8.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, 1 HR, 10 SNR (snotrockets): 2 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 2nd and 6th innings in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 125 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Nachos fetcher @SanDiegoGiants came up with some great snotrocket screencaps tonight. First up: Keys to the Game:

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Top of the 2nd snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 5th at-bat snotrocket:

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75 pitches, 1 perfect snotrocket:

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All tied up snotrocket:

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Madison Bumgarner with a great game tonight, pitching and snotrocketing wise:

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Bonus screencap – Matt Duffy snotrocket edition:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Monday, June 20, 2016 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Snotrocketing on the Sox

 

The Boston Red Sox were in town, just for the honor of witnessing some Madison Bumgarner snotrockets. Oh yeah and there was a game played too.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, June 8, 2016 at home vs. the Boston Red Sox:

 

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 1 HR, 6 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 115 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Here to knock your Sox off is @SanDiegoGiants with some terrific snotrocket screencaps. Pre-game snotrocket:

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One man questions if he is in his right mind:

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And of course since it was a double snotrocket we get closeups. First the left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

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Top of the 3rd inning snotrocket:

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Bumgarner only gave up 1 run in tonight’s game, a solo homer. Didn’t faze him at all:

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The Giants first run of the night was a Brandon Belt homer into McCovey Cove, the first splash hit in a long time. Bumgarner celebrated thusly:

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Hey wait is that Bumgarner going in the water after that HR ball?

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Bonus screencaps: Sensual Baseball edition:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, June 14. 2016 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Breakfast Club Snotrockets

 

Morning starts are great for Giants fans across the pond:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, June 2, 2016 on the road vs. the Atlanta Braves:

 

  • W, 7.2 IP, 4 H, 2 BB, 0 R, 0 ER, 11 K, 8 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 0 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 5th and 7th in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 109 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

On Twitter @SanDiegoGiants was up with the roosters and captured some early morning snotrockets. Bottom of the 5th inning snotrocket:

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Late innings snotrocket:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencap – Bob Uecker edition:

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As if the snotrockets and fine pitching weren’t enough the amazing Mr. Bumgarner did it once again today – he hit another home run.  All hail Madison Bumgarner. We are not worthy:

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So often the truth about west coast night starts for the Giants is this: much of the east coast media is already sound asleep whenever Bumgarner flexes his greatness. So a day game in Atlanta is ever so nice:

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Agreeable:

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Pleasant:

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Splendid:

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Marvelous:

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Fine and dandy:

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Wow:

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2016 marks the last year that Atlanta will play in their Turner Field home. So let us bid a fond farewell to the Fulton County home of the Braves:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Wednesday, June 8, 2016 at home vs. the Boston Red Sox. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Wait, before I go let me just add this:

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High Plains Snotrockets

 

Another  San Francisco Giants game at The House of Horrors Coors Field in Denver, home of the Colorado Rockies and of nightmares. It seems like every game there something freakish happens. Nothing is normal at Coors Field. Every win is strange and every loss bizarre. Never ordinary, always weird. Or as one fan put it:

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Madison Bumgarner on the mound today in Denver and it was a pretty standard outing for him. Bumgarner pitched well and produced snotrockets. We can’t ever ask for more. I mean, we got more (can you say two 3 run homers by Buster “MVP” Posey? I think you can) but as long as Bumgarner’s blowing snotrockets I’m happy.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, May 28, 2016 on the road vs. the Colorado Rockies:

 

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 0 HR, 7 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 2 other. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 5th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner blew his 100th snotrocket of the season at 2:36 PM. It was a double.
  • Bumgarner now with 101 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Nothing freakish or strange today about @SanDiegoGiants’s snotrocket screencaps. They were their usual great selves, just like Bumgarner’s snotrockets, full of mucus and goodness and I don’t know, DNA? There’s no DNA in screencaps but is there DNA in mucus? If we caught a snotrocket could we grow another Bumgarner? Something to ponder. But I digress; on to the screencaps. First snotrocket screencap of the day was a double. The left nostril:

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The right nostril:

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Snotrocket with a little extra something on it:

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Extreme snotrocket closeup:

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Bumgarner’s pitching and snotrocketing were on point:

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A 5th inning snotrocket from the centerfield camera which as @SanDiegoGiants noted was a little far away:

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The bottom of the 5th also saw another double snotrocket. First the left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-05-28-4-Double-Right

 

Now for some bonus Bumgarner screencaps.  Loogie edition:

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Widget fiddle edition:

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Sometimes I worry about all the attention we pay to Bumgarner’s, er, action on the field:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-05-28-Tweet-FL-Never Finds Out

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be next Thursday, June 2, 2016 on the road vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Fear The Snotrockets

 

I did something terrible tonight. Something that I’ve never done before and I feel very guilty about:

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But what was a Bumgarner/Walking Dead/Fear the Walking Dead fan to do? I follow so many Dead accounts on Twitter that there was no way I could mute them all and avoid spoilers. I knew that I could watch the Giants game after watching FearTWD (and okay I also watched the premiere of  AMC’s new show Preacher and it kicked ass too) and tally the snotrockets later. I still felt bad though about not watching Bumgarner’s start live. I blame ESPN and their Sunday 5:05 PM start, which actually started at 5:07 PM not that you would know if you were watching the game on TV:

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Let us move on from dead and preaching and go right to the snotrockets. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, May 22, 2016 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs:

 

  • W, 7.2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 15 SNR (snotrockets): 2 vs. lefties, 10 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 glove SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 94 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

One person who didn’t abandon Madison Bumgarner in his snotrocket revelry was @SanDiegoGiants. He stuck with Bumgarner for the rest of the game and got some great snotrocket screencaps while doing so. First snotrocket screencapped was a double one. The right nostril comes first:

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And then the left nostril:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-05-22-Double-Left

 

Bottom of the 2nd at-bat snotrocket:

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Gratuitous in-game interview snotrocket:

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1-0 snotrocket in the top of the 6th:

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Top of the 7th snotrocket (also please take note of what Buster Posey is doing at home plate. That boy’s all catcher all the time):

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One last snotrocket screencap of the game in the top of the 8th:

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It would be remiss of me not to mention that Bumgarner drove in the game’s only run himself. Pitch, hit, blow a snotrocket or fifteen of them…Madison Bumgarner can do it all:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, May 28, 2016. See you hear or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket actions.

Red Ass Snotrockets

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Madison Bumgarner got mad at an opposing batter for something and words were exchanged and benches emptied. Not that I’m complaining though because this is, has and will always be my sentiments regarding Bumgarner:

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It all turned out to be a lot of fuss over nothing. From the Padres mlb.com beat writer:

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The funniest part of the whole rhubarb between the Giants and Padres was when the San Diego groundskeepers got between the late arriving bullpens and the scrum at home plate:

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Now on to more important matters. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, May 17, 2016 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • W, 9.0 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 11 K, 1 HR, 11 SNR  (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 7 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 79 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Naturally since the Giants were in San Diego everyone’s favorite snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was in attendance at the game and captured some fresh live snotrockets to the delight of all. However, capturing snotrockets in person proved to be more challenging than capturing them online:

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Bumgarner not being cooperative:

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Someone jumped the snotrocket gun:

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Almost:

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This one is just downright scary. I mean, it could be Bumgarner blowing a snotrocket. It could also be a demonic possession taking place on the field:

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Finally, hard work and persistence paid off:

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Bonus pic – Bumgarner has a word with home plate umpire Dale Scott:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Sunday, May 22, 2016 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Matinee Snotrockets

 

Today’s Wednesday matinee game with Madison Bumgarner on the mound got off to a bit of a rocky start, with Bumgarner loading up the bases and throwing 31 pitches in the 1st inning. Don’t blame Bumgarner though, it wasn’t his fault. Blame this troublemaker:

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Thankfully I was able to get my priorities straight and start snotrocket tallying in the bottom of the 1st. I hate it when real life intrudes on more important things.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, May 11, 2016 at home vs. the Toronto Blue Jays:

 

  • ND, 6.2 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 4 BB, 5 K, 7 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 5 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 2 double SNR. 1 double blow SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 68 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Everyone’s favorite snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was on partial assignment today and thus was only able to capture one snotrocket. Fortunately for everyone it was a double snotrocket so we got two for the price of one. First the left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, May 17, 2016 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Metallic Snotrockets

 

It was Metallica night at AT&T Park tonight:

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and the San Francisco Giants wore their black jerseys on Orange Friday to celebrate. I’m blaming these things (okay, Metallica playing the National Anthem was pretty cool and if I can find a clip somewhere later I’ll post a link to it) and also incessant boat footage on TV as the reasons for Madison Bumgarner’s woeful lack of snotrockets. Also, there was a paucity of wedgie picks and I’m blaming that on possible new underwear for Bumgarner. If you think I’m really stretching for something to post about you’re right. When there’s so few snotrockets the world is a little more empty, lonely and cruel.

Update: Here’s a link to a video of Metallica playing the National Anthem. Enjoy: https://www.facebook.com/Giants/videos/10153533679366828/

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, May 6, 2016 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies:

 

  • W, 7.1 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 10 K, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 2 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 61 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

With so few Bumgarner snotrockets blown (or shown) @SanDiegoGiants made each one of his snotrocket screencaps count. Keys to the Game snotrocket:

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Top of the 1st snotrocket:

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The always exciting double snotrocket appeared in the top of the 3rd inning. First the right nostril:

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And then the left nostril:

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There was a one and a half hour drought between Bumgarner snotrockets during the game:

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BONUS BUMGARNER SCREENCAPS – Crotch Grab Edition:

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Juicy Loogie Edition:

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The snotrockets, crotch grabs and loogies are crowd pleasers:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Wednesday, May 11, 2016 at home vs. the Toronto Blue Jays. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Saturated Snotrockets

 

Hey everybody guess what day it is:

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Lots of rain in New York today so at first it looked like the San Francisco Giants game against the New York Mets might be in jeopardy. And since Madison Bumgarner was scheduled to pitch that meant we might lose precious snotrockets as well. Our fears were for naught however as the game was played and the snotrockets were blown. Also included in this game were some of everyone’s new favorite (well, mine anyways), the wedgie pick:

 

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, May 1, 2016 on the road vs. the New York Mets:

 

  • W, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 K, 10 SNR (snotrockets):  2 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 at-bat SNR. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 57 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

As in every Bumgarner outing @SanDiegoGiants was on point with his snotrocket screencaps. From the 1st inning, an early morning snotrocket:

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Top of the 3rd at-bat snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 3rd on the mound snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 4th snotrocket:

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Another at-bat snotrocket, a sly one this time:

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One man begins to question his sanity:

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Bumgarner celebrating his 100th pitch of the day with what else, a snotrocket:

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That particular snotrocket was especially, er, interesting:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-05-01-6-Tweet-Sensual Snotrockets

 

The 6th inning was Bumgarner’s most stressful and this was reflected in the snotrockets as two doubles were blown. The first pair came with 2 on and 2 out. The left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

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Second pair, this time with the bases loaded. First the left nostril:

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And then the right one:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencap – FIRST WEDGIE PICK SCREENCAP OF THE SEASON:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, May 6th, 2016 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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