Wedgie Picks and Snotrockets

 

A new Madison Bumgarner stat?

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Er, maybe not.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, April 25, 2016 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • W, 6.2 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 9 K, 12 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 6 vs. righties, 5 other. 2 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 47 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your feelings about such things) @SanDiegoGiants didn’t get photos of Bumgarner’s epic wedgie picks but he did get some damn fine snotrocket ones. Here’s an at-bat snotrocket from the 2nd inning:

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One strikeout, one snotrocket:

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Sneaky snotrocket from the 5th inning:

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Top of the 6th inning snotrocket:

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Bumgarner sneaking in one snotrocket before his at-bat:

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And one immediately after the at-bat:

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Madison Bumgarner makes his last snotrocket of the game a good one:

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Bonus Bumgarner pic:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Sunday, May 1, 2015 on the road vs. the New York Mets. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Fruitless Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner pitched extremely well tonight and the only things he has to show for it are a loss and some snotrockets. The San Francisco Giants have gone cold offensively, possibly because they were so offended by the Diamondbacks horrific new uniforms that their bats were stunned into silence. The hideousness of the DBacks new road unis may have had an additional effect on Bumgarner as well:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, April 20, 2016 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • L, 7.0 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 4th and 6th in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 35 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

Though the snotrockets were few and far between in tonight’s game @SanDiegoGiants managed to stay awake long enough to screencap some nice ones. Here’s one from the second inning:

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And one from the 6th inning:

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There was also this:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Monday, April 25, 2016 at home vs. the San Diego Padres. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

One more thing. Look at it:

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LOOK AT IT:

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Defenseless Snotrockets

 

Not Madison Bumgarner’s night. Not the San Francisco Giants night. And definitely not the Giants defense’s (defense? defense’s? defensivenesslessnessess?) night as they made 3 errors behind Bumgarner. Feh.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, April 15, 2016 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww):

 

  • L, 5.0 IP, 8 H, 7 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 2 HR, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 double SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 2 dugout SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 30 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

With no victory, few runs and some ugly defense the snotrockets are the only joy that we can take away from tonight’s game. Fortunately for us @SanDiegoGiants made no errors in his snotrocket screencapping and came up with some good ones. Here’s a snotrocket from the 4th inning:

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Close up snotrocket from the same inning:

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Giants 1 – Chavez Latrine Boys 2 snotrocket:

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Gratuitous ear dig tweet and pic:

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Bumgarner vents his feelings about his teammates defensive woes and lays down a double snotrocket. First the left nostril:

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Bumgarner still venting, this time out of his right nostril:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be next Wednesday, April 20th, 2016 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Clayton Kershaw Hates Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner hit his second career home run off of Clayton Kershaw today. Understand that no other pitcher has hit even one homer off Kershaw. Bumgarner has two in his career. TWO. BUMGARNER WITH TWO CAREER BOMBS OFF KERSHAW. Take a look at the one he hit today   (I apologize for the poor quality of the gif):

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As you can imagine Kershaw wasn’t too thrilled when the ball left the yard:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for April 9, 2016 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww):

 

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 8 K, 10 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 5 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 2 dugout SNR. 1 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 3 snotrockets.

 

Imagine my Panik panic when I received this tweet from @SanDiegoGiants right before the game:

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Not to worry though, the accomplished snotrocket screencapper came through after all with some great pics of Bumgarner doing his thing. Here’s a snotrocket from the 4th inning:

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Close-up snotrocket a moment later:

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Long view snotrocket from the 6th inning:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, April 15, 2016 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

2016 Opening Day Snotrockets

 

The Walking Dead’s season 6 finale episode aired last night and I don’t care what anyone else says: it did not disappoint. If you’re one of those petulant children still whining about the cliffhanger then move along son, I’ve no use for you. Any dismay at not instantly finding out who died in last night’s episode was completely obliterated by the awesome performance of Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan. He knocked it out of the park (pun intended) with his portrayal of Negan. He was funny, menacing and charismatic  all at the same time, just like in the comics. I wanted to hate him but I couldn’t. He was just too damn charming. I cannot wait for season 7.

But wait, you say, I thought this blog was about baseball or more specifically about Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets? Of course it is and snotrockets are a comin’. It’s just that I’m still reeling from finally getting to see Negan (and Lucille!) in The Walking Dead. Plus, as I’ve noted before (here and also here) San Francisco Giants baseball and Bumgarner’s snotrockets always seem to arrive just in the nick of time to help me with my zombie withdrawals. So my two loves, Giants baseball and The Walking Dead, go hand in hand. Just like Negan and his beloved Lucille:

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And now on to the mucus. Madison Bumgarner got the Opening Day start and while he was a little rocky (understandable as he was suffering from the flu), lasting only 5 innings, he still pitched well enough to get the win and blew enough snotrockets to satisfy all the fans. A true professional. Plus it doesn’t hurt a pitcher any when his teammates score 12 runs for him, right?

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for April 4th, 2016 on the road vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

 

  • W, 5.0 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 5 BB, 6 K, 2 HR, 11 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 6 other. 2 glove SNR. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 5 snotrockets.

 

You know what’s coming next. You waited for them all winter long. You longed for them. You dreamed about them. You said your prayers to the gods that @SanDiegoGiants would dust off his snotrocket screencapping machine in time and produce those fine snotrocket screencaps that we have all come to know and appreciate. Your prayers have been answered and you don’t have to wait any longer HERE THEY ARE [raucous crowd cheering noises]

Bumgarner’s first snotrocket of the game:

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A more traditional front view snotrocket:

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Another sneaky snotrocket filmed from behind:

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Side view beauty snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

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And a couple of seconds later everyone’s favorite, the glove snotrocket:

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Baseball is back, Bumgarner’s snotrockets are back and all is right with the world. Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Saturday, April 9, 2016 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww). Giants be doing this to the Dodgers this weekend:

TWD-Negan-Kills

 

See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action!

Procrastinating Snotrockets (2015 Snotrocket Season Totals)

 

It is January 11, 2016 and I’m only now getting around to posting Madison Bumgarner’s 2015 season snotrocket totals. There are no excuses. I hang my head in snotrocket shame.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals for the 2015 baseball season:

 

288 snotrockets (32 starts)

  • Home: 160 (17 starts)
  • Road: 128 (15 starts)
  • Day: 99 (10 starts)
  • Night: 189 (22 starts)
  • vs. L: 44
  • vs. R: 147
  • Other: 97
  • Pre-game: 10
  • At-bat: 14
  • On base: 5
  • Dugout: 3
  • Double: 42
  • Double blow: 1
  • Glove: 26
  • Closed roof: 5

 

2015 snotrocket totals by league and division:

  • vs. National League: 252 (28 starts)
  • vs. American League: 36 (4 starts)
  • vs. NL Western Division: 157 (17 starts)
  • vs. NL Central Division: 35 (4 starts)
  • vs. NL Eastern Division: 60 (7 starts)

 

2015 snotrocket totals by team:

  • vs. Dodgers: 40 (5 starts) Home: 25 (3 starts)
    Road: 15 (2 starts)  Day: 14 (2 starts)
    Night: 26 (3 starts)  vs. L: 6  vs. R: 25  Other: 9
    Pre-game: 4  Double: 4  Glove: 9

 

  • vs. DBacks: 38 (5 starts)  Home: 28 (3 starts)
    Road: 10 (2 starts)  Day: 5 (1 start)
    Night: 33 (4 starts)  vs. L: 2  vs. R: 20  Other: 16
    Pre-game: 4  At-bat: 5  Double: 4  Glove: 1

 

  • vs. Padres: 57 (5 starts)  Home: 39 (3 starts)
    Road: 18 (2 starts)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 57 (5 starts)  vs. L: 6  vs. R: 32  Other: 19
    At-bat: 3  On-base: 2  Dugout: 1  Double: 5
    Glove: 11

 

  • vs. Rockies: 22 (2 starts)  Home: 5 (1 start)
    Road: 17 (1 start)  Day: 22 (2 starts)
    Night: 0 (0 starts)  vs. L: 2  vs. R: 12  Other: 8
    At-bat: 1  On-base: 1  Double: 3  Glove: 2

 

  • vs. Reds: 6 (1 start)  Home: 0 (0 starts)
    Road: 6 (1 start)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 6 (1 start)  vs. L: 1  vs. R: 3  Other: 2
    Double: 1

 

  • vs. Brewers: 5 (1 start)  Home: 0 (0 starts)
    Road: 5 (1 start)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 5 (1 start)  vs. L: 0  vs. R: 3  Other: 2
    On-base: 1

 

  • vs. Marlins: 4 (1 start) Home: 4 (1 start)
    Road: 0 (0 starts) Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 4 (1 start)  vs. L: 2  R: 1  Other: 1
    Double: 1

 

  • vs. Phillies: 22 (2 starts)  Home: 11 (1 start)
    Road: 11 (1 start)  Day: 11 (1 start)
    Night: 11 (1 start)  vs. L: 5  vs. R: 10  Other: 7
    Double: 4  At-bat: 1  Glove: 2

 

  • vs. Nationals: 16 (2 starts)  Home: 13 (1 start)
    Road: 3 (1 start)  Day: 16 (2 starts)
    Night: 0 (0 starts)  vs. L: 4  vs. R: 5  Other: 7
    On-base: 1  Dugout: 1  Double: 6
    Double blow: 1

 

  • vs. Braves: 18 (2 starts)  Home: 7 (1 start)
    Road: 11 (1 start)  Day: 7 (1 start)
    Night: 11 (1 start)  vs. L: 8  vs. R: 6  Other: 4
    At-bat: 1  Double: 3

 

  • vs. Pirates: 13 (1 start)  Home: 0 (0 starts)
    Road: 13 (1 start)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 13 (1 start)  vs. L:  1 vs. R: 8  Other: 4
    Double: 1

 

  • vs. Cubs: 11 (1 start)  Home: 11 (1 start)
    Road: 0 (0 starts)  Day: 11 (1 start)
    Night: 0 (0 starts)  vs. L: 1  vs. R: 7  Other: 3
    Pre-game: 2  Double: 1

 

  • vs. Mariners: 10 (1 start)  Home: 0 (0 starts)
    Road: 10 (1 start)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 10 (1 start)  vs. L: 2  vs. R: 3  Other: 5
    Double: 5

 

  • vs. Athletics: 13 (1 start)  Home: 13 (1 start)
    Road: 0 (0 starts)  Day: 13 (1 start)
    Night: 0 (0 starts)  vs. L: 1  vs. R: 6  Other: 6
    At-bat: 2  Dugout: 1  Double: 3

 

  • vs. Rangers: 9 (1 start)  Home: 0 (0 starts)
    Road: 9 (1 start)  Day: 0 (0 starts)
    Night: 9 (1 start)  vs. L: 3  vs. R: 3  Other: 3
    Glove: 1

 

Madison Bumgarner’s first start of the 2016 season should be Monday, April 4, 2016 on the road vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Despairing Snotrockets

 

DODGERS CAN SUCK ALL THE SNOTROCKETS LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DISGUSTING DESPICABLE DEMONIC DEMENTED DEPRAVED DETESTABLE DEVIANT DODGERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

As you might guess last night’s San Francisco Giants game did not go well. Madison Bumgarner was not his usual Madison Bumgarner self and had a not so good game. Meaning the Doyers won the National League Western Division and eliminated the Giants from postseason play Tuesday night. In San Francisco. On the Giants home turf. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH.

I need to stop thinking about it or I’ll burst a couple of blood vessels. I know what makes for a soothing time. Snotrockets. Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets. Think about the snotrockets and things will be all better ohhhh yesssss…[stares glassy-eyed into space]

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, September 29, 2015 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (EEEEEUUUUUWWWWW)

 

L, 5.2 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 3 HR, 11 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 6 vs. righties, 4 other. 3 pre-game SNR. 5 glove SNR.

Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 5 snotrockets.

Bumgarner now with 40 snotrockets vs. the Dodgers and 279 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

For what may have been the last time in 2015 Svengoolie disciple and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants produced some quality Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps last night. Here’s one from the 1st inning:

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Second inning snotrocket:

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Hidden snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

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Ominous portent of things to come: everyone turning away from the snotrocket:

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Always a crowd pleaser: the patented Bumgarner glove snotrocket:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be…??? It could be this Sunday, October 4, 2015 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. Or it could be next spring. Tune in this Sunday, here or on Twitter, for all the exciting snotrocket action. Maybe.

DASTARDLY DEPLORABLE DEFORMED DISEASED DIRTY DODGERS SERENITY NOW

Long Sleeve Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner wore long sleeves in last night’s game. It was earth-shattering. We may never be the same again. The sleeves only lasted for a few innings but the haunting images of covered forearms will last forever.

Also lasting forever: snotrocket stats. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, September 24, 2015 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • ND, 7.0 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 3 K, 1 HR, 16 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 9 vs. righties, 7 other. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 dugout SNR. 5 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 5 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 57 snotrockets vs. the Padres and 268 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

Svengoolie worshipper and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants attended last night’s game at Petco Park and thus captured the Bumgarner snotrockets in their live raw form. Here’s one from the 1st inning:

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2nd inning snotrocket:

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Painterly half-a-snotrocket from the 4th inning:

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Fuzzy 5th inning snotrocket:

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Partial crotch grab:

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Raw snotrocket from the 7th inning:

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Bonus Bumgarner: several times during last night’s game Madison Bumgarner was seemingly bothered by the “work” of one Joe West, the “umpire” who was “calling” the “balls and strikes” in last night’s game. Bumgarner expressed his displeasure by staring/glaring towards home plate. At one point he was so perplexed by West’s “work” that he did an extreme head tilt. I don’t have a screencap of this so just imagine this dog is Bumgarner:

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There’s video of the epic stare down but I can’t post it because I have the free blog and you can only post videos if you have a paid blog. But here’s a link to it on YouTube: https://youtu.be/yZPevbDtCbM

It seemed pretty intense but after the game Madison Bumgarner was his usual droll self:

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Much of the Internet was agog with the stare down and many commented about it on various websites. This was my favorite comment, found at Deadspin:

Giants-Bumgarner-Joe West-Neck Sac-Deadspin Comment-2015

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, September 29, 2015 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Unsupported Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner pitched well enough to win last night. The San Francisco Giants did not hit well enough to win. That about sums it up, bye now.

Oh wait I almost forgot the most important part of the game. Snotrockets! Good ol’ snotrockets. Where would we be without the snotrockets? Lost, in a dark cold lonely mucus-free part of the universe. No thank you.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, September 18, 2015 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • L, 8.0 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 1 IBB, 7 K, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 4 other. 2 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 33 snotrockets vs. the DBacks and 261 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

Right now you’re probably asking yourself, “Where are the Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps from last night’s game? Were the snotrockets not captured for posterity? Will I be snotrocket-screencapless until Bumgarner’s next start?” Never fear, Svengoolie devotee and Bumgarner snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants came through once again and produced some top-notch snotrocket screencaps. Here’s one of Bumgarner’s pre-game snotrockets:

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A hit-in-the-first-inning-so-no-perfect-game-this-time snotrocket:

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At-bat snotrocket in the 3rd inning. Diamondback catcher Welington Castillo looks like he’s picking part of the snotrocket off of his arm:

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Snotrocket from the 4th inning:

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Long season snotrocket:

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Season winding down snotrocket:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencap: blowing loogies to his fans in the 6th inning:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Thursday, September 24, 2015 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Near Perfect Snotrockets

 

Oh so close. Madison Bumgarner had a perfect game going against the San Diego Padres with 2 outs in the 8th inning when that  awful horrible terrible B.J. (I’m not calling you Melvin) Upton singled. If Bumgarner losing a perfect game in the 8th inning sounds familiar to you then you’re right.

As one might guess I did not handle the loss of a Bumgarner perfect game well:

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B.J. Upton. Paul O’Neill. My enemies forever.

So no perfecto but at least we had snotrockets, thank goodness. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, September 12, 2015 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • W, 9.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 9 K, 16 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 11 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 at-bat SNR. 6 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 8th in which he blew 8 snotrockets.
  • The 8 snotrockets that Madison Bumgarner blew in the 8th inning are the most that Bumgarner has blown in any inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 41 snotrockets vs. the Padres and 252 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

World’s greatest Svengoolie enthusiast and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was poised to capture history tonight. Alas it did not happen but he still produced some great Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps. Starting off strong in the 1st inning:

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Gigantes snotrocket in the 4th:

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At-bat snotrocket from the 5th inning:

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Tempting the fates tweet:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-12-3-Twitter

 

Achieving high jinx status tweet:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-12-4-Twitter

 

Interesting snotrocket from the 7th inning:

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Normal average everyday snotrocket in the 8th inning:

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Snotrocket in stride from the 8th inning:

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The perfect game was gone by the 9th inning but Madison Bumgarner still had one more perfect snotrocket to blow:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, September 18, 2015 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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