2014 NLCS Snotrockets: Part 2

 

Another game on Fox. And not even actually Fox but Fox Sports One. What, the National League playoffs aren’t good enough for the real Fox station? MLB had to put it on an obscure TV station buried in no man’s land. Don’t they care about drawing more viewers, achieving new fans? How can people, new fans and old, watch the game when they can’t even locate the channel? Or they can’t locate the channel because their cable package doesn’t even carry it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL???

Rant over.

Wait, one more thing:

Tweets-FL-Cotton Candy-Snotrockets

There’s no great loss without some small gain.

Madison Bumgarner had another well-pitched game the other night but only got a no-decision for his efforts. The Giants hit several home runs in the game. Nothing else very exciting happened in the game except OH MY GOD THE GIANTS WON THE PENNANT!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? THIRD WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE IN FIVE YEARS!!! WAIT AM I FORGETTING SOMETHING??? OH YES THE SNOTROCKETS!!! I mean, oh yes the snotrockets. Forgive me, I was carried away there for a moment.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, October 16, 2014 at home vs. the St. Louis Cardinals:

 

  • ND, 8.0 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, 2 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 double blow SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 27 snotrockets in the 2014 postseason.

 

One person that kept his cool and and got some great snotrocket screencaps was @SanDiegoGiants.  The first snotrocket of the night didn’t arrive until the 3rd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-16

 

The next snotrocket is  more delicate in appearance:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-16-1

 

The third snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-16-2

 

The last snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-16-3

 

And the last snotrocket of the game. Note Cardinals manager Mike Matheny rudely ignoring Bumgarner’s magnificent nostril magic:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-16-4

 

Bonus Bumgarner goodies: After the Giants won the Wild Card game (vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates, suck it Russell Martin) Bumgarner celebrated with four beers:

Giants-2014-Wild Card-Celebration-Bumgarner-Four Beers-Closeup

 

After the Giants won the National League Division Series (vs. the Washington Nationals, suck it Bryce Harper) Bumgarner celebrated with five beers:

Giants-2014-NLDS-Game 4-Celebration-Bumgarner-Five Beers-4A

 

And after the Giants won the National League Championship series (vs. the St. Louis Cardinals, suck it A.J. Pierzynski you gigantic shit toad) Bumgarner upped the stakes with a six beer performance:

Giants-2014-NLCS-Celebration-Bumgarner-Six Beers

 

Attaboy Bumgarner.

Madison Bumgarner’s next start will be on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 on the road vs. the Kansas City Royals. First game of the World Series. Be there, be here or on Twitter  for all the exciting Fall Classic snotrocket action.

2014 NLCS Snotrockets

 

Two snotrockets in the 1st inning and Madison Bumgarner was off to a great start. Unfortunately after the 1st the greatness only extended to his pitching as the rest of the game only saw a mere two more snotrockets.  As always I blame Fox Sports and their questionable camerawork:

Tweets-FL-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-Fox Cameras

 

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, October 11, 2014 on the road vs. the St. Louis Cardinals:

 

  • W, 7.2 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 0 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 double SNR.
  •  Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 22 snotrockets in the 2014 postseason.

 

Even though the snotrockets were skimpy in numbers @SanDiegoGiants defied the powers that be at Fox and still got some great snotrocket screencaps anyway. Here’s one from the 1st inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-11

 

A snotrocket from the second inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-11-1

 

Can you see the snotrocket spray? No? Maybe this closeup will help:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-11-1B

 

@SanDiegoGiants was so impressed by that last snotrocket that he immortalized it in collage form:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-11-1-Collage

 

An especially ferocious snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-11-2

 

That last snotrocket screencap put me in a quandary:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start will probably be Thursday, October 16, 2014 at home vs. the St. Louis Cardinals. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting postseason snotrocket action.

2014 NLDS Snotrockets

 

We won’t talk about the bad inning, the one where Madison Bumgarner made an oops. Let’s just pretend that it never happened. Let’s only remember the good parts, like the innings well pitched and of course the snotrockets.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, October 6, 2014 at home vs. the Washington Nationals:

 

  • L, 7.0 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 5 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 1st and 2nd in which he blew 3 snotrockets per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 18 snotrockets in the 2014 postseason.

 

The incomparable snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants  had no bad innings and came up with some great postseason snotrocket shots from yesterday’s game. Even though the game was on a Fox Sports channel and Fox is notorious for focusing on anything that isn’t Giants-related he still captured some great snotrockets. Here’s one from the 1st inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-06

 

Here’s an especially fierce-looking snotrocket from the 2nd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-06-1

 

An at-bat snotrocket:

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Bumgarner expressing his feelings (and his mucus) after striking out:

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When is Madison Bumgarner’s next start? Stay tuned.

Update: Madison Bumgarner’s next start will be this Saturday, October 11, 2014 on the road vs. the St. Louis Cardinals in Game 1 of the NLCS. That’s right, the Giants beat the Washington Nationals last night. That’s right, more postseason snotrockets! YAY! HOORAY! HUZZAH! ALL THAT GOOD STUFF! See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Wild Card Snotrockets

 

THE GIANTS WIN THE WILD CARD! THE GIANTS WIN THE WILD CARD! THE GIANTS WIN THE WILD CARD! [read out loud in Russ Hodges' voice]

Okay, so it’s not quite the National League pennant but who cares. The Giants won! Madison Bumgarner was brilliant! There were snotrockets! Celebrate!

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, October 1, 2014 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates:

 

  • W, 9.0 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 10 K, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 6 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.

 

On Twitter tonight @SanDiegoGiants also came up a winner and produced some terrific snotrocket screencaps. It wasn’t easy either because the game was on ESPN and they’re infamous for their non-Giant Giants coverage so these postseason snotrocket screencaps are rare and to be savored even more so than usual. Here’s one from the 4th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-01

 

Another snotrocket from the same inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-01-1

 

As the game wore on Bumgarner only got stronger, both in pitching and snotrocketing. The caption on this snotrocket screencap  says it all:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-01-2-Tweet

 

An 8th inning long distance snotrocket:

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How does Madison Bumgarner celebrate a superbly pitched post season complete game win? The way he celebrates every game he pitches:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-10-4-Tweet

 

And now for some bonus Bumgarner goodies. Here’s a thirsty Bumgarner celebrating after the win:

Giants-Bumgarner-Wild Card-Celebration-2014-10-01-Four Beers

 

Here’s a couple of Vines of this awesomely awesome event:

https://vine.co/v/OmgvIreJPAA

https://vine.co/v/OmgF2bzAdXY

 

And one more photo from a different angle:

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And lastly,  a gif with Bumgarner in it and he’s not even the star. Check out the little kid and his terrific at-bat in the stands behind home plate:

Giants-2014-Wild Card-Kid Behind Home Plate

 

 

No wait, this is lastly. My feelings about tonight’s game and really every game that Madison Bumgarner pitches:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Monday, October 6, 2014 at home vs. the Washington Nationals. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

2014 Regular Season Snotrocket Totals

With postseason play beginning tonight for the San Francisco Giants (wild card snotrockets!) this is probably a good time to post the 2014 regular season snotrocket totals for Madison Bumgarner. So without further ado here they are:

2014 first half Madison Bumgarner snotrocket totals:

Total: 246 (20 starts)

  • Day: 153 (10 starts)
  • Night: 93 (10 starts)
  • Home: 120 (10 starts)
  • Road: 126 (10 starts)
  • 25 vs. L
  • 131 vs. R
  • 90 other
  • 28 double SNR
  • 3 pre-game SNR
  • 17 at-bat SNR
  • 5 on-base SNR
  • 1 in-jersey SNR
  • 1 mound visit SNR (Posey, Righetti)
  • 2 dugout SNR
  • 23 interleague SNR

 

2014 first half snotrocket breakdowns by team:

Diamondbacks: 38 (3 starts)

  • 2 vs. L
  • 18 vs. R
  • 18 other
  • 6 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR
  • 1 dugout SNR

Dodgers: 41 (3 starts)

  • 5 vs. L
  • 18 vs. R
  • 18 other
  • 7 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR
  • 1 mound visit SNR (Righetti, Posey)

Rockies: 48 (4 starts)

  • 4 vs. L
  • 25 vs. R
  • 19 other
  • 3 double SNR
  • 4 at-bat SNR
  • 2 on-base SNR
  • 1 pre-game SNR
  • 1 in jersey SNR

Padres:

  • 11 SNR (1 start)
  • 1 vs. L
  • 4 vs. R
  • 5 other
  • 2 pre-game SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR

Reds: 26 SNR (2 starts)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 16 vs. R
  • 10 other
  • 3 double SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR
  • 1 dugout SNR

Nationals: 9 SNR (1 start)

  • 1 vs. L
  • 4 vs. R
  • 4 other
  • 1 at-bat SNR

Twins: 19 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 9 vs. R
  • 7 other
  • 1 double SNR
  • 4 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR

A’s: 4 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 4 vs. R
  • 0 other

 

2014 second half Madison Bumgarner snotrocket totals:

  • Total: 147 SNR (13 starts)
  • Day: 38 (4 starts)
  • Night: 109 (9 starts)
  • Home: 65 (5 starts)
  • Road: 82 (8 starts)
  • 22 vs. L
  • 80 vs. R
  • 45 other
  • 23 double SNR
  • 2 pre-game SNR
  • 4 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR
  • 3  mound visit SNR (Posey)
  • 19 interleague SNR

 

2014 second half snotrocket breakdowns by team:

Marlins: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 4 other
  • 2 double SNR

Pirates: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 8 vs. R
  • 3 other
  • 3 mound visit SNR (Posey)

Royals: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 1 other
  • 1 double SNR

Rockies: 16 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 6 other
  • 3 double SNR

Tigers: 8 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 1 other
  • 1 double SNR

Diamondbacks: 3 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 1 vs. R
  • 2 other

Phillies: 32 SNR (2 starts)

  • 8 vs. L
  • 11 vs. R
  • 13 other
  • 1 pre-game SNR
  • 7 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR

Mets: 15 SNR (1 start)

  • 2 vs. L
  • 8 vs. R
  • 5 other
  • 1 double SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR

Cubs: 8 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 3 vs. R
  • 2 other
  • 4 double SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR

Brewers: 12 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 10 vs. R
  • 2 other

Dodgers: 20 SNR (2 starts)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 11 vs. R
  • 6 other
  • 1 pre-game SNR
  • 4 double SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR

 

2014 Madison Bumgarner regular season snotrocket totals:

  • Total: 393 SNR (33 starts)
  • Day: 191 (14 starts)
  • Night: 202 (19 starts)
  • Home: 185 (15 starts)
  • Road: 208 (18 starts)
  • vs. L: 47
  • vs. R: 211
  • Other: 135
  • 51 double SNR
  • 5 pre-game SNR
  • 21 at-bat SNR
  • 6 on-base SNR
  • 4 mound visit SNR
  • 42 interleague SNR

 

2014 year snotrocket totals by team:

Diamondbacks: 41 (4 starts)

  • 2 vs. L
  • 19 vs. R
  • 20 other
  • 6 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR
  • 1 dugout SNR

Dodgers: 61 (5 starts)

  • 8 vs. L
  • 29 vs. R
  • 24 other
  • 11 double SNR
  • 3 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR
  • 1 mound visit SNR (Righetti, Posey)

Rockies: 64 (5 starts)

  • 7 vs. L
  • 32 vs. R
  • 25 other
  • 3 double SNR
  • 4 at-bat SNR
  • 2 on-base SNR
  • 1 pre-game SNR
  • 1 in jersey SNR

Padres: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 1 vs. L
  • 4 vs. R
  • 5 other
  • 2 pre-game SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR

Braves: 37 SNR (2 starts)

  • 7 vs. L
  • 23 vs. R
  • 7 other
  • 8 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR

Marlins: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 4 other
  • 2 double SNR

Royals: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 1 other
  • 1 double SNR

Phillies: 32 SNR (2 starts)

  • 8 vs. L
  • 11 vs. R
  • 13 other
  • 1 pre-game SNR
  • 7 double SNR
  • 2 at-bat SNR

Cubs: 8 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 3 vs. R
  • 2 other
  • 4 double SNR
  • 1 at-bat SNR

Twins: 19 SNR (1 start)

  • 3 vs. L
  • 9 vs. R
  • 7 other
  • 1 double SNR
  • 4 at-bat SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR

A’s: 4 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 4 vs. R
  • 0 other

Cardinals: 13 SNR (2 starts)

  • 2 vs. L
  • 9 vs. R
  • 2 other
  • 1 double SNR

Pirates: 11 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 8 vs. R
  • 3 other
  • 3 mound visit SNR (Posey)

Tigers: 8 SNR (1 start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 7 vs. R
  • 1 other
  • 1 double SNR

Mets: 15 SNR (1 start)

  • 2 vs. L
  • 8 vs. R
  • 5 other
  • 1 double SNR
  • 1 on-base SNR

Brewers: 12 SNR (1start)

  • 0 vs. L
  • 10 vs. R
  • 2 other

 

The San Francisco Giants are due to play the Pittsburgh Pirates in the National League Wild Card game in less than half an hour. I’ll be live-tweeting all the Bumgarner snotrockets on Twitter. See you there for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

 

 

 

Smoggy Snotrockets

 

Hate the Dodgers. Hate Puig. Love Bumgarner. Love Bumgarner’s snotrockets. It all balances out.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, September 23, 2014 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww):

 

  • L, 7.1 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 0 BB, 5 K, 3 HR, 8 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 6 vs. righties, 2 other. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 61 snotrockets vs. the Dodgers and 393 snotrockets overall in 2014.

 

Bumgarner’s last regular start of the 2014 season was to have been this Sunday, September 28. But because the San Francisco Giants will have a 1 game playoff against either the Pittsburgh Pirates or St. Louis Cardinals next Wednesday (please don’t even ask me to explain how the wild card works in baseball because whenever I try to figure it out I get shooting pains in my head) the Giants elected to save Bumgarner for that all important start next week. So we won’t get the chance to see Bumgarner break the 400 snotrocket mark in the regular season. It’s a terrible disappointment, I know, but let’s try to overcome this tragedy and get on with our lives.

Speaking of overcoming tragedy @SanDiegoGiants managed to get some great snotrocket screencaps in Bumgarner’s loss to the Bums. Here’s a nice close-up snotrocket from the 1st inning:

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A 4th inning snotrocket:

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In the 6th inning Bumgarner noticed a certain someone was in the stands at Chavez Latrine:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-23-2-Tweet

 

Also in the 6th Bumgarner took note of another LA notable in the stands:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-23-3-Tweet

 

Of course it wouldn’t be a Giants – Dodgers series without at least one controversial incident. And it certainly wouldn’t be a Madison Bumgarner start against the Bums without at least one confrontation between him and Yasiel Puig. Back in May of this year  Bumgarner and Puig exchanged pleasantries and Tuesday night they rekindled their friendship with Bumgarner hitting Puig on the foot with a pitch in the 1st inning and then Puig charging the mound and pretending to go after Bumgarner. Because you have to pay WordPress to upload videos and because I’m much too cheap to do that here’s a screencap from that “fight” (you can view a gif of the incident here) :

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You can also see the video and read about the incident here.

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Wednesday, October 1, 2014 vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates or St. Louis Cardinals (location yet to be determined, either Pittsburgh or St. Louis pending the outcome of this weekend’s game results). See you here or on Twitter  for all the exciting postseason snotrocket action.

Snakes vs. Snotrockets

 

The Giants beat the Diamondbacks yesterday (final score 4-2) and in the process picked up a game in the NL West standings. They now trail the first place Dodgers (eeuww) by only 2 games.  Madison Bumgarner only received a no-decision yesterday but that’s okay because win, lose or no-decision a Bumgarner game is always excellent because of snotrockets.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, September 17, 2014 on the road vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 7 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 3 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. L, 1 vs. R, 2 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner now has 41 snotrockets vs. the Diamondbacks and 385 snotrockets overall in 2014.

 

As you can see by the tally above there weren’t a lot of snotrockets in yesterday’s game. But that doesn’t deter an expert snotrocket screencapper like @SanDiegoGiants. He captured several Bumgarner beauties for your viewing pleasure. Here’s one from the 2nd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-17

 

Bumgarner was especially proud of his 3rd inning snotrocket and felt it deserved special merit:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-17-1-Tweet

 

And in the 4th inning @SanDiegoGiants made an important discovery regarding MLB’s policy on snotrockets:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-17-2-Tweet

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, September 23, 2014 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

MadBum Snotrocketing on the Bums

 

The Giants beat the Dodgers Friday night. Madison Bumgarner blew snotrockets Friday night. Friday night was goooooooooood.

 

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, Sept. 12, 2014 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww):

 

  • W, 7.0 IP, 3 H, 2 BB, 0 R, 0 ER, 9 K, 12 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 5 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 53 snotrockets vs. the Dodgers and 382 snotrockets overall in 2014.

 

In addition to humiliating the Dodgers and racking up another win Madison Bumgarner reached an important season milestone Friday night. @SanDiegoGiants captured Bumgarner celebrating as only Bumgarner can:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-12-Tweet

 

Another Dodger-thrashing snotrocket from the 4th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-12-1

 

In the 6th inning Madison Bumgarner mixed it up a little and expressed his contempt for the low-life Dodgers in an entirely different manner:

Giants-Bumgarner-Loogie-2014-09-12

 

And in the 7th inning Bumgarner was still shutting out the detestable Dodgers and still blowing his splendiferous snotrockets:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-12-2

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Wednesday, September 17, 2014 on the road vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Motor City Snotrockets

 

The Giants game vs. the Tigers was on Fox Sports last Saturday so you know how the television commentary went. It was all TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA giants TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS posey TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA. Also CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA CABRERA and finally CABRERA.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, September 6, 2014 on the road vs. the Detroit Tigers:

 

  • W, 6.0 IP, 10 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 0 BB, 0 K, 2 HR, 8 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 7 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 5th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 370 snotrockets in the 2014 season.

 

Naturally with the Fox Sports TV broadcasters so enamored with the TIGERS  and CABRERA the cameras spent precious little time on Madison Bumgarner. This meant that ace snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was only able to capture this one blurry onscreen snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-09-06

 

You suck, Fox.

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, Sept. 12, 2014 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (euwww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Brewing Up Some Snotrockets

 

Giants swept the Brewers, Madison Bumgarner won and there were snotrockets. Who could ask for anything more?

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, August 31, 2014 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

 

  • W, 6.0 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 12 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 10 vs. righties, 2 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 362 snotrockets so far in 2014.

 

Unfortunately snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was on assignment and unavailable to screencap. However he did come up with an artist’s interpretation of one of Bumgarner’s snotrockets:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-08-31-Figurine

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, Sept. 6, 2014 on the road vs. the Detroit Tigers. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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